3.07.2012 01:47:51 AM (GMT)

– Вы уже слышали о пойманном спутнике-художнике, не так ли?

– Конечно! За него была назначена большая награда!

– Всего несколько минут назад полиция Земли сделала официальное заявление.

– И что же они сказали?

– Сейчас посмотрим. «Награда полагается только в том случае, когда целью являются люди или другие формы жизни. Определить, является ли компьютерная программа такой формой, не представляется возможным. С точки зрения биологистики...»

– Что за чушь? Ни слова не понимаю.

– В общем, они не собираются за это платить!

– Какая жалость!

– Мои соболезнования тем, кто его поймал!

3.07.2012 01:43:54 AM (GMT)

– Эй, Джет, я говорил, что я ненавижу три вещи?

– Сто раз...

– Детей, всяких зубастых тварей, и несносных девчонок.Так почему же все три так вольготно устроились на нашем корабле?!

30.06.2012 06:56:46 AM (GMT)

– Сажать инопланетян в тюрьму не дипломатично.

4.06.2012 01:59:57 AM (GMT)

– They say, friendship is magic. But I'm no wizard.

2.06.2012 03:56:46 AM (GMT)

– Плыл человек, ни о чём не подозревал. Вдруг над его головой взорвался неопознанный летающий объект.

14.05.2012 01:29:15 AM (GMT)

– Because I'm a Russian! Biologically, Russians eat caviar as their staple food. And vodka! Both biologically contain all the required nutrient for a day.

11.05.2012 09:29:25 AM (GMT)

– Каспер, это Цитадель! Зафиксировано попадание по «Мирмидонцу».

– Уважаю, шеф... прямо в пятак.

11.05.2012 09:22:33 AM (GMT)

– Есть вообще мнения, что происходит? Командование ничего нам не рассказывает.

– Стандартная процедура, Коготь. Называется – Операция «Меньше знаешь – крепче спишь».

11.05.2012 09:21:52 AM (GMT)

– Внимание «Ястребам»! Еще одна группа штурмовиков, курс 060!

– Скажите, пусть потом перезвонят! Мы тут и так крутимся, как можем!

10.05.2012 01:31:47 AM (GMT)

– It's not just a job, it's an adventure!

– I hate adventures!

– Perfect!!! You hired!

8.05.2012 03:45:32 AM (GMT)

– It's amazing!

– What's up now, Toreno?

– This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess.

8.05.2012 03:45:00 AM (GMT)

– Hey Carl. You gotta stay nice and low on your approach or you'll pop up on the radar. Use the canyon as cover.

– You sure this thing's safe, I can see daylight through the floor?

– Hey, in that thing you look like an enthusiast. The US Air Force is less likely to shoot you down.

– Cool. What's the problem then?

– I said less likely. If you did as many amphetamines as these guys do, you'd be lucky not to shoot anything that moves.

– Aw, shit.

– Hey, just stay low and you'll be fine.

8.05.2012 03:44:53 AM (GMT)

– Hey Carl! What do you think of our new base of operations?

– It's missing something. Maybe a tennis court and a pool would help motivate me better.

– Very nice Carl, very cute.

8.05.2012 03:44:46 AM (GMT)

– What's the plan?

– I'm gonna pull alongside and you're gonna hop on board!

– Oh shit, you did not mention that on the phone.

– It'll be a walk in the park!

– Tell Kendl I love her!

29.04.2012 12:36:37 AM (GMT)

A girl's heart is like a haunted house!

19.03.2012 05:02:02 AM (GMT)

The Truth: I'm in Bayside, Whole town is crawling with dudes in black suits. I need your help, CJ! I've done some mushrooms, but it hasn't calmed me down at all. CJ! They're after me!

19.03.2012 04:09:52 AM (GMT)

Toreno: Carl...

CJ: Hell! What do you want?

Toreno: Relax. Listen. Can you fly a plane?

CJ: No. Next question.

16.03.2012 11:40:07 AM (GMT)

CJ: Man, you guys play hard!

Zero: I told you, Carl, this is war, just on a tiny scale!

16.03.2012 11:39:50 AM (GMT)

– It's a tiny soviet invasion!

16.03.2012 11:39:30 AM (GMT)

– Make love toys, not war toys!

16.03.2012 11:31:05 AM (GMT)

CJ: What's wrong with you now?

Zero: I've learned an important lesson.

CJ: What?

Zero: That it's fun to have an enemy. That with Berkley dead my life is also over.

CJ: What do you mean?

Zero: It is perfectly natural, Carl. We're fighting machines, Carl, as much as this tank, or that chopper. And with no one to fight, we're nothing. I am just facing up to the void. Don't mind me, Carl. I am having an existential crisis. You carry on painting graffiti and wearing your gold chains. All I want is a little peace.

CJ: I got the cops on my case, a big fat prick who betrayed me and you're having such a crisis? Man, I'll give you ‘exi-mental', you damn square. What's that noise?

16.03.2012 01:51:00 AM (GMT)

Big Smoke: The problem is, too many of the chosen ones' get killed before their time, man.

CJ: If the afterlife means peace from your bullshit, I think I'm ready. What's in the damn package, Smoke? No more bullshit!

16.03.2012 01:50:00 AM (GMT)

CJ: This thing wasn't built to take so much weight!

Big Smoke: You're the one packing on the pounds, CJ!

CJ: They don't call you BIG Smoke for nothing!

Big Smoke: Shit, I was born big, fool! You, on the other hand, have a dietary problem!

16.03.2012 01:49:00 AM (GMT)

CJ: Where we goin' then?

Sweet: She should hang out at our place, until those Seville fools calm down. Just want to make things clear, though, we ain't no item or nothing like that – nothing like that, baby.

Girl: And what was last night, huh? And what's with all the, «Girl, you're somethin' special!» And, «C'mon, girl, you know I love you!»

Sweet: Well I do, just don't think there's no wedding bells around the corner, that's all.

Girl: We will talk about this in private, Sweet Johnson!

CJ: You in trouble now, Sweet.

16.03.2012 01:46:17 AM (GMT)

Cesar: Easy, angel, man don't find love, love finds man, eh chico.