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– Prsciai navsegda!

– Hey, Sonny! What if I came to Anderville, too? We could open that agency right away.

– You in Anderville? No, no! You wouldn't make it! You have skill, you're top of your class, you're clever... But you ain't badass enough!

– For starters, do you know this guy?

– You have three seconds.

One is enough.

– Rud Kaminsky!

Bingo!

– Unbelievable! He's called John Smith!

– What do you want?

– Just to ask you some easy little questions, as in those game shows on TV.

– If you don't answer right, the consolation prize is as two weeks stay in a hospital of your choice.

This is one of the things that I would never have done in Mouseton. One of many. But I'm learning quick.

– We'll make a hi res scan, crypt it in BinHex and then post it on the alt.anderville.conspiracy BBS!

Eddie Megget, bookmaker. I wonder what are my odds.

He's very polite. When he talks to somebody, he always looks him straight in the eyes.

Mickey: Burke, look at the roaaad!

Taxi driver: Oh, I've seen it million times! It ain't that great!

Taxi driver: Do call me Burke! Gimme your hand!

Mickey: Mickey, very glad. Hem... What about putting it back on the wheel now?

Taxi driver: So, where we're going?

Mickey: Hem... A moment. To 5136 Mole Drive, Moneydale.

Taxi driver: Wow! Big money district! Luckily I just had car washed, not even a year ago!

I think I scored some million points in a few minutes. Almost perfect night...

– Okay, this match is officially over! Remember what happened Randall when he pissed me off? He remembers very well.

There's nothing worse than a pair of shoes that hurts! Especially when they're not yours.

– Если мне не повезёт, а избиратели не прозреют, партия жуликов и воров захватит весь город... И начнёт она с приюта для сирот!

– Не понимаю, о чём думают избиратели, голосуя за компанию, состоящую из жуликов и бандитов!

– Если бы я не верил в доброту людей, я мог бы легко подумать, что это – злой умысел!

– Компания «Мега Агро»! Ха! Они – жулики! У них отсутствуют моральные ценности, как и качество у их продукции!

– Неужели Минни говорила правду, и её схватили зомби? Очень современные зомби, должен заметить, умеют пользоваться факсом!

– Vodka is a Russian's life! If you cut a Russian's arm off, vodka will flow out instead of blood!

FISSION MAILED

Campbell: President Baker should be somewhere to the south of where you blasted through the wall. Hurry and save him before the terrorists discover his code.

Campbell: Variety Level 13. Rescue Meryl, the «Return of Genola».

Campbell: Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Campbell: Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!