Это мой собственный цитатник. В отличии от Quotes.XML у меня на сайте, тут именно цитаты, а не (почти) афоризмы. Я беру их где только можно: в кино, в анимэ, в книгах, переписываю на бумажки, а поделиться не знаю как. И тут у меня возникла гениальная идея! Если уж создала цитатник для всякого хентая, то можно сделать тоже самое и в мирных целях. Так что появился вот такой вот блог ^^ Надеюсь, лень не помешает мне его пополнять более-менее периодично ^^
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Narrator: Get yourself a body bag, strap yourself in, start making friends the American way.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
BJ Smith: My coach pumped me so full of hatred and steroids, that I couldn't feel pain. Hell, I had to break my own leg, just for fun.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: Remember, smile at the other cops.
Lance Vance: Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti (stealing a car): Just think of this as socialism in action.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Pastor Richards: I'm gonna build a 45 foot tall highly fortified structure in the shape of the most powerful thing on earth, me.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Michelle Montanius: If you're listening to this station and you haven't made a donation, then you are a thief.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Lazlow: Don't forget, Love Fist are in town right now - or is it 'Love Fist is in town'? Whatever. I flunked school cause I'm hardcore.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Jez Torrent: Do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Well it doesn't involve a paddle if you know what I mean.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Officer on Police Radio: We got a fat woman stuck in an elevator and I'm checkin' it out!
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: Shut up, sit down. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Lazlow: Geez, vets are so cranky. Look, if you don't like the music, start your own station. It's easy.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Pastor Richards: Shall I send him to hell, Maurice?
Maurice Chavez: Yes... I mean, no. No, you psychotic lunatic.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Kent Paul: Rosenberg... Rosenberg... Oh, that bonkers ambulance chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to Death Row!
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Phil Cassidy: Hilary has abandonment issues. Something about his momma.
Tommy Vercetti: Abandonment issues? What a freak. Why can't I meet someone that's normal for a change?
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: What did I do wrong in a past life?
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Pastor Richards: As I say in my book, many are called, but unless you have a good credit rating, go screw yourself, you'll burn in hell.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: What did I tell you before? NO GIANT SHARKS.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Lance: It's time for the Lance Vance Dance.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: This is the last dance for Lance Vance.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Tommy Vercetti: Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your money back, and the drugs, and I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Umberto Robina: Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you Cuban. You have proved yourself, man. You got big cojones.
Tommy Vercetti: Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail.
«GTA Vice City» (game)
Lazlow: How many people?
Caller: There are three of us. It's hard organizing meeting without the phone. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons and they keep disappearing.
«GTA III» (game)
Caller: I'm promoting my organization, Citizens Raging Against Phones.
Lazlow: Crap? Your organization is called CRAP? How many people are there in this crap?
«GTA III» (game)
Joey: Chunky Lee Chong is pushin' spank for some new gang from Colombia... or Colorado... or something, I'm not really sure... who needs details anyway?
«GTA III» (game)