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– Здесь я отвечаю за все. Если хочешь побузить, обращайся ко мне.

Kiriha: First of all, something's generally called extraordinary because it doesn't happen.

Shirou: Mimane, won't you become Arumi one more time...

Mimane: Okaaaay.

Arumi: Not okay!

Bakura: Okaaaaay! Dream handywoman, pillow tsugumomo, Bakura's heeere!

Kazuya: This soft skin! Moist and sticky, like my own personal meat pillow!

Kiriha: Even though we came here to help you, you're so self-important!

Toyotama: I am important. I am a god after all.

Kiriha: Even though you're a god, you can't deal with a single amasogi. You're pretty impudent for being such a insignificant god!

Toyotama: Insignificant?! Such a rudeness towards a god! You better apologize right away! Wait, no, I won't forgive you even if you do!

Bakura: You could say your female self is all-accepted and all-accepting, an ideal partner. It seems it wasn't good for Kazuya to be turned into a woman in all those dreams.

Я похлопал Дравека по плечу, открыл дверь, пропустил гостя в комнату и пригласил сесть. Он задыхался и не мог выговорить ни слова. Я достал из письменного стола бутылку ржаной водки и налил две рюмки. Он молча выпил обе.

– This is insaaaane! It's a loli-bunnyyyy!!

Isuzu Iriha, 28 years old, unmarried, no boyfriend.

Instinct suggests a solution.

Osane: I'm satisfied with 2D men.

Kazuya: But when she read the love letter, she normally should've been able to figure out it wasn't to her...

Shirou: Ahh... Well, it's kind of general letter, since I reuse it a lot. Didn't even write her name.

Kiriha: The heavens help those who help themselves.

Sunao: You idiot!!!! Why are you saying it in English!? And that dialogue is what girl's supposed to say! And why did you say the sound effects yourself!?

Kazuya: Because I don't know what I'm supposed to be saying!!

Sunao: Go out with me!!

Kazuya: You don't mean you want me to take somewhere?

Sunao: Yeah!

Kazuya: You mean as in boy-girl relationship?

Sunao: Yeah!!

Kazuya: EEEEEEEEH!?!?

It is better to be legend for one chapter than to be side character for a whole book.

Kukuri: Let's wash together!

Kokuyou: I shall scrub your back. Just to show gratitude for my life here.

Kukuri: Yeah~ Just gratitude for our lives here.

Kazuya: They look like hunters stalking their prey!!!

Goddess of the land Kukurihime Ookami and her disciple Kokuyou, who are staying at Kazuya's house due to various circumstances.

Osamu: The curse. The twisted aspect of our world that responds to our innate wishes. When the curse concentration becomes high enough, amasogi are more likely to appear. You said that, correct?

Kiriha: Exactly. You've got a good grasp of this stuff, Osamu.

Osamu: This kind of explanation appears a lot in manga.

Revy: What's wrong with calling an idiot an idiot, idiot? You're an idiot through and through.

Dutch: Just thinking about the fact that that «Cyberdyne Systems-made» maid is heading here makes me wanna piss my pants.

Eda: No need to try poking the sleeping Leviathan.

Eda: You're happy, I'm happy, everyone's happy, capiche?

Eda: The guys backing 'em, the NSA, are masters at using spy satellites and tapping cell phones. But they ain't so hot at actually usin' their heads.