9.05.2016 11:06:10 AM (GMT)

Гюстав: Глупая, сексуальная, мазохистка, ещё и пьёт, как сапожник.

8.05.2016 10:26:53 AM (GMT)

– Даже то, что я выжил, – уже победа.

7.05.2016 09:18:45 AM (GMT)

– Они опоздали всего на десять минут.

– За десять минут наши взяли дворец Амина.

– Где это?

– А чуть южнее Ташкента.

4.05.2016 02:36:18 PM (GMT)

Fuu: This is eight grade, class two, Kagami Kazuya. Height, normal. Weight, normal. Personality, normal. Everything about him is normal. Normal equals ordinary! Don't touch me! I'll catch your normality!

3.05.2016 02:57:41 PM (GMT)

Kukuri: A disturbed home reflects a disturbed mind.

Kiriha: It's your clothing that is disturbed.

3.05.2016 02:51:58 PM (GMT)

Kanayama: The opponent is a great army, you knooow? That'll be rough on your old body, won't it, old man Kane?

Omoikane: Ho ho, in that case, why don't you help me fill up on energy right now?

Kanayama: Come back if you become a little girl.

3.05.2016 02:47:48 PM (GMT)

Fuu: Transferring in halfway into the season! A meaningful aura of defeat! An aloof appearance, separate from the herd! It's the scent of the occult! You must be an esper! Or perhaps a psychic, or an alien! On, wait, could you be from the future...! Well?

Sunao: No.

3.05.2016 02:40:52 PM (GMT)

Kanayama: Oh my, I meant to leave one of them alive. Oh well, it's fine. They're filth that went after little Kukuri. Naturally, they die.

1.05.2016 01:52:48 PM (GMT)

– Итак, в чём дело?

– Ты умеешь держать язык за зубами?

– Нет. Я люблю поболтать.

1.05.2016 01:50:22 PM (GMT)

– Здесь я отвечаю за все. Если хочешь побузить, обращайся ко мне.

1.05.2016 06:33:57 AM (GMT)

Kiriha: First of all, something's generally called extraordinary because it doesn't happen.

1.05.2016 06:30:53 AM (GMT)

Shirou: Mimane, won't you become Arumi one more time...

Mimane: Okaaaay.

Arumi: Not okay!

1.05.2016 06:27:46 AM (GMT)

Bakura: Okaaaaay! Dream handywoman, pillow tsugumomo, Bakura's heeere!

1.05.2016 06:20:01 AM (GMT)

Kazuya: This soft skin! Moist and sticky, like my own personal meat pillow!

1.05.2016 05:14:40 AM (GMT)

Kiriha: Even though we came here to help you, you're so self-important!

Toyotama: I am important. I am a god after all.

Kiriha: Even though you're a god, you can't deal with a single amasogi. You're pretty impudent for being such a insignificant god!

Toyotama: Insignificant?! Such a rudeness towards a god! You better apologize right away! Wait, no, I won't forgive you even if you do!

1.05.2016 04:23:09 AM (GMT)

Bakura: You could say your female self is all-accepted and all-accepting, an ideal partner. It seems it wasn't good for Kazuya to be turned into a woman in all those dreams.

28.04.2016 10:47:34 AM (GMT)

Я похлопал Дравека по плечу, открыл дверь, пропустил гостя в комнату и пригласил сесть. Он задыхался и не мог выговорить ни слова. Я достал из письменного стола бутылку ржаной водки и налил две рюмки. Он молча выпил обе.

28.04.2016 10:20:27 AM (GMT)

– This is insaaaane! It's a loli-bunnyyyy!!

28.04.2016 10:01:30 AM (GMT)

Isuzu Iriha, 28 years old, unmarried, no boyfriend.

28.04.2016 09:59:41 AM (GMT)

Instinct suggests a solution.

23.04.2016 12:49:14 PM (GMT)

Osane: I'm satisfied with 2D men.

23.04.2016 12:39:55 PM (GMT)

Kazuya: But when she read the love letter, she normally should've been able to figure out it wasn't to her...

Shirou: Ahh... Well, it's kind of general letter, since I reuse it a lot. Didn't even write her name.

23.04.2016 12:37:29 PM (GMT)

Kiriha: The heavens help those who help themselves.

23.04.2016 12:27:13 PM (GMT)

Sunao: You idiot!!!! Why are you saying it in English!? And that dialogue is what girl's supposed to say! And why did you say the sound effects yourself!?

Kazuya: Because I don't know what I'm supposed to be saying!!

23.04.2016 12:14:40 PM (GMT)

Sunao: Go out with me!!

Kazuya: You don't mean you want me to take somewhere?

Sunao: Yeah!

Kazuya: You mean as in boy-girl relationship?

Sunao: Yeah!!

Kazuya: EEEEEEEEH!?!?