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Avery Carrington: Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

Ray Machowski: I want him sleeping with the fishes, not eating them.

Ray Machowski: We saw action in Nicaragua, back when the country knew what it was doing.

Kenji Kasen: Run these scumbags into the ground and wash your shame in rivers of our enemies blood!

Kenji Kasen: When trouble looms, the fool turns his back, while the wise man faces it down.

Luigi Goterelli: There's a new high on the street, goes by the name of SPANK. Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down Portland harbour. Go and introduce a bat to his face.

8-Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother.

Toni: Oh she's on fire! Luckily I've never have been... I've done a lot of crazy things, I can tell you that... but I've never been on fire... at least not to my knowledge.

Donald Love: Experience has taught me that a man like you can be very loyal for the right price, but groups of men get greedy.

Martinez: Now, Vic, tell me... why did you sign up, huh? To stay out of jail, because you like getting shouted at, huh? What makes you polish your boots and put bullets in the gun in the hopes that maybe you'll get to shoot someone, huh? Ha ha ha!

Victor Vance: I got a difficult family. I got responsibilities.

Martinez: What, kids? A broad giving you shit?

Victor Vance: No, brothers. One is real sick, asthma, and I gotta pay the bills. The other, well, maybe he's sick too, but in a different way. My mom's a mess.

«Boss! He says there's no Santa Claus! Santa's real, isn't he?!»

«Boss! He says Santa Claus is real! There’s no such thing as Santa, is there?!»

«Ohh... my stomach...»

«I coulda sworn I saw a guy who looked just like me... Hm. Must have been a coincidence».

«Boss, if you find me lying face down on the battlefield you gotta revive me! Uh, but no mouth-to-mouth, please!»

«I got buddy named Johnny. You know him?»

«Why do it toda-a-ay? There's always tomorro-o-ow...»

«Did you hear? Somebody said they saw «God» inside a truck somewhere...»

Victor Vance: You're not gonna do anything stupid are you man?

Phil: We're breaking into a military base, and I'm drunk. What could be more stupid?

Goon: Hey boss, have you seen Lance?

Victor Vance: Unfortunately yes.

Lance Vance: I'm sorry, Ricardo baby, but sometimes brothers get alpha male on you, y'know.

Ricardo Diaz: I know... that's why I killed mine.

Reni: Ooh, all that shooting. I'm so turned on Dr. Horowitz is going to need a chainsaw to cut through this wood.

Victor Vance: Man, I do not want to know.

Victor Vance: Keep your head down.

Reni: In your lap darling?

Reni: This gun makes me feel so masculine. Make love to me Vic!

Victor Vance: Let's just get to the hospital.

Reni: Then you will make love to me, no?

Victor Vance: No.

Victor Vance: How did you know he'd be there?

Lance Vance: All the out-of-towners go there to get high and get laid... I did.