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– That's strange... She didn't say a word, but I clearly heard her call me piece of shit...

– These are explosives discovered in the ruins of Sendorio. If you put them there, they'll explode, if you throw them, they'll explode. But against an undefeatable enemy... I'll hug them and explode.

– Heh... You dodged it, I'm surprised. As expected of a guardian. A normal person would've had their head sent flying.

– Sigh... Things really aren't going my way. I was planning to just kill you and live in this house... But to think you're actually a guardian... If I kill you, everyone will search for you. In that case... It won't make a difference if I kill you in a very flashy way.

– Looks delicious. But... I have to resist, I have to resist... If I don't eat them stealthily they'll all run away.

– Мы ещё должны дону Дону тридцать тысяч долларов?

– Ты ему заплатил?

– Нет.

– Значит мы ещё должны ему.

– Noah! What's its weakness?

– Why do you think I'd know? Are you stupid?

– Then what was the point of you pointing out every single reason we're fucked?!

– I'm hungry... I ate everyone in this fort... Even though I was alright barely eating any humans... For the past hundred years... It's strange for me to be so ravenous... No. It's not strange at all... Since I haven't eaten for a hundred years... My body needs a hundred years worth of humans...

– Well, you know, if you've lived together for some time, your feelings towards people change somewhat. Eating people I know feels a little awkward. Tastes great though.

I'll set your apathetic heart on fire and forge in into shape with this hammer!

– Who is this girl?

– A clown that isn't funny.

– Your lack of knowledge is beyond help.

A mysterious gunner maid enters the scene!

«Although mermaids in picture books always admire the human world, actual mermaids look down on humans instead. I guess everyone thinks that their own world is the best world of all».

– Shrimp! Dance like a shrimp! Dodge like a shrimp!

Данте

Всё имеет свою цену, даже душа. Но наш герой не любит переплачивать, и с удовольствием возьмёт её задарма. Не переживай, Данте позаботится о твоей душе, как о своей собственной!

Madarai: I will absolutely, positively, definitely escape from here...!!

«Then I first registered as an adventurer... I was sometimes mistaken for a woman. It felt like whenever I was near the guild, I'd spend all my time punching people out for trying to hit on me... Because of that, even though I'm a mage, I've developed a specialty for physical beatdowns».

– Ah... I've seen it on TV recently... Harmful books... The enemy of youth... Those are... «MANGA».

Great Ariel, Queen of the Sea and Walker on Land.

– If it bleeds, I can kill it!

– Когда я её увидел, сердце моё запело, при чём запело на английском языке.

– Ну чё, может в контру схлестнёмся?

– Так я ж не умею.

– Так я ж научу.

– Excuse me, boys. Pretty girls coming through!

– Я здесь за психа. Вакансия закрыта.