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Mahiro: «The Hair Salon!!! A location in which fashionable ladies and gentlemen socialize! A disastrous place that has zero compatibility with an in-home security guard!»

Hairdresser: Are you Mihari-chan's little sister? Your onee-chan always comes here!

Mahiro: «THERE IT IS!!!»

Mihari: Reading manga, watching TV. Lazing around for a day without a care... This is paradise... I'M GONNA TURN INTO ONII-CHAN LIKE THIS!!!

Imouto-chan's also done for!

Kukuri: Yes, indeedy.

Kiriha: Time to wash all the sweat, tears and other miscellany away!

Honoka: Right now, you're just a normal human with a sword.

Kiriha: What's this? Did you order some «inspiration» for your self-abuse?

The horrendous visage of the biggest demon you've ever seen crumbles before you, as you pump your rockets through his exposed brain. The monster shrivels up and dies, its thrashing limbs devastating untold miles of Hell's surface.

You've done it. The invasion is over. Earth is saved. Hell is a wreck. You wonder where the bad folks will go when they die, now. Wiping the sweat from your forehead you begin the long trek back home. Rebuilding Earth ought to be a lot more fun than ruining it was.

Mahiro: «Suddenly all alone with a middleschooler girl in my room... Just what we are supposed to play?!»

– Sunami's battle underwear is black! Occasionally see-through!

– Wrong! Her battle underwear is red! I confirmed it when she was changing!

Super Eros Chief Counciler @erographersaru

Replying to: @lovinggirlslove-san

I've been wondering this for a while, but aren't your standards a bit low when it comes to acknowledging something as yuri, Agape-san?

Agape@YuriAcc @lovinggirlslove

Replying to: @erographersaru-san

My standards aren't low. The world just so happens to be full of love.

Summary up until now... Everyone screwed around on cat day.

– Now. The break is over.

– Eh?

– This round of spanking will let you share the pain of those of us who were caught in the trap! Kazuya! Kiriha! Ouna! Ready your butts!!

– NOOOO!!!

– SHTOOOOP!!

Because there is school,
The break comes home
To me.
            – Mahiro

– ...Whoops, I got so bored that I wrote a poem.

Shirou: She's pretty, and busty, and friendly, and busty, and a great runner, and seriously busty! She's my whole world right now!

– «My best friend is better than me at everything, and it's hard».

– None but you can determine your own worth!

– «My mother says I can't have any dirty books».

– Breaking that taboo by enjoying them in secret is half of the fun.

– Justice is served.

Shirou: Come on, man, I'm not gonna steal anybody's underwear. It's what's on the inside that counts.

«I feel like I've been going to the toilet more often recently...»

Trivia: women have smaller bladder.

Cupid: She's the famous Romance Detective, I know. I just didn't expect her to use such... STRAIGHTFORWARD methods of catching me.

Romance Cop: Here we are. Not a single angel baby in sight.

Romance Detective: Is something wrong?

Romance Cop: N-nothing... Just... That's quite the net you have there!

Romance Detective: It's to catch one we need to talk to. Cupid.

Romance Cop: Oh, I see! And what kind of person is this Cupid?

Romance Detective: Romance Cop... Have you not heard of the God of Desire?

Romance Cop: Then... Your friend works at some sort of... brothel..?

Romance Detective: Of course not. I'll have to teach you about Roman mythology in depth later, but for now I'll get straight to the point.

Romance Detective: Never apologize for being in love.

Romance Detective: Love never rests...