19.03.2012 04:09:52 AM (GMT)

Toreno: Carl...

CJ: Hell! What do you want?

Toreno: Relax. Listen. Can you fly a plane?

CJ: No. Next question.

16.03.2012 11:40:07 AM (GMT)

CJ: Man, you guys play hard!

Zero: I told you, Carl, this is war, just on a tiny scale!

16.03.2012 11:39:50 AM (GMT)

– It's a tiny soviet invasion!

16.03.2012 11:39:30 AM (GMT)

– Make love toys, not war toys!

16.03.2012 11:31:05 AM (GMT)

CJ: What's wrong with you now?

Zero: I've learned an important lesson.

CJ: What?

Zero: That it's fun to have an enemy. That with Berkley dead my life is also over.

CJ: What do you mean?

Zero: It is perfectly natural, Carl. We're fighting machines, Carl, as much as this tank, or that chopper. And with no one to fight, we're nothing. I am just facing up to the void. Don't mind me, Carl. I am having an existential crisis. You carry on painting graffiti and wearing your gold chains. All I want is a little peace.

CJ: I got the cops on my case, a big fat prick who betrayed me and you're having such a crisis? Man, I'll give you ‘exi-mental', you damn square. What's that noise?

16.03.2012 01:51:00 AM (GMT)

Big Smoke: The problem is, too many of the chosen ones' get killed before their time, man.

CJ: If the afterlife means peace from your bullshit, I think I'm ready. What's in the damn package, Smoke? No more bullshit!

16.03.2012 01:50:00 AM (GMT)

CJ: This thing wasn't built to take so much weight!

Big Smoke: You're the one packing on the pounds, CJ!

CJ: They don't call you BIG Smoke for nothing!

Big Smoke: Shit, I was born big, fool! You, on the other hand, have a dietary problem!

16.03.2012 01:49:00 AM (GMT)

CJ: Where we goin' then?

Sweet: She should hang out at our place, until those Seville fools calm down. Just want to make things clear, though, we ain't no item or nothing like that – nothing like that, baby.

Girl: And what was last night, huh? And what's with all the, «Girl, you're somethin' special!» And, «C'mon, girl, you know I love you!»

Sweet: Well I do, just don't think there's no wedding bells around the corner, that's all.

Girl: We will talk about this in private, Sweet Johnson!

CJ: You in trouble now, Sweet.

16.03.2012 01:46:17 AM (GMT)

Cesar: Easy, angel, man don't find love, love finds man, eh chico.

16.03.2012 01:45:00 AM (GMT)

CJ: Hey Sweet, I was just looking for you man, wassup?

Sweet: I been with some girl and now I'm stuck.

CJ: I ain't about to come help prise you two apart!

10.03.2012 10:53:58 AM (GMT)

Ken Rosenberg: Any minute now, some mafia bullets is going to splatter my brains all over the wall! My wall, my beautiful wall...

Tony: Ooh, you missed a bit. I'll have that. Forgeddaboudit!

Ken Rosenberg: Oh, that's a great idea, Tony, but you know what? It ain't going to work, OK? Not this time...

25.02.2012 07:01:22 AM (GMT)

– This is the spot – National Guard Depot.

– Man, this shit looks real serious. Are we up to this?

– It's National Guard, fool! Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Groove Street OGs!

25.02.2012 06:13:53 AM (GMT)

– I lost my little brother and now I lost my Moms.

– Don't matter how much shit this city throws at you, CJ, you gotta stick by yo'homies!

– Yeah, I guess...

27.01.2012 10:21:00 AM (GMT)

– Эй, не сваливайте всё на меня! Вы вроде не возражали!

– Ты несёшь ответственность за действия Тамии.

– Кто это так решил?

– Я, только что.

– Понятно.

27.01.2012 10:19:47 AM (GMT)

– Думаю, умножитель пространства вышел из-под контроля.

– Скажи, а можно сбросить машину?

– Можно, но... Нажимаешь вверх, вверх, вниз, вниз, влево, вправо, влево, вправо и два раза на «установку».

– И Кейчи так может сделать?

– Боюсь что нет.

11.01.2012 10:08:13 AM (GMT)

– Где Райбек?

– Заперт в холодильнике.

– С ума сошли? Там десять градусов мороза!

– Всё в порядке, его охраняют.

11.01.2012 10:07:00 AM (GMT)

– Они сделают десять пехотинцев и сто коков.

11.01.2012 09:15:23 AM (GMT)

– Стойте! Там что-то написано!

– «Редактирование, уничтожение или изъятие документов строго запрещены, как и использование магии поблизости».

– Нам нельзя использовать магию?

– Луиза, ты и так не умеешь ей пользоваться, тебе ли не всё равно?

11.01.2012 09:03:35 AM (GMT)

А... Как мне это школьные деньки напоминает... Хотя что-то не припомню таких замечательных эпизодов из школьных дней.

27.12.2011 11:32:25 AM (GMT)

– Клиентура пошла какая-то непрофессиональная. Стоит спиной к двери, девушку допрашивает... с заклееным ртом.

24.12.2011 07:56:27 AM (GMT)

We choose our profession in defiance of the greed of the monarchy. We will not live for the sake of taxes to fatten the nobles pockets. We choose to live the only life available to those who would truly be free. We are Thieves.

22.12.2011 07:30:37 AM (GMT)

I guess if you're rich enough you can build any sort of madhouse to live in.

22.12.2011 07:22:36 AM (GMT)

I was pissed at Cutty for a good while after the... prison debacle. But hey, you can't blame him for what the Hammers did to him. So I decided to go after that horn Felix talked about. Not like I had a whole lot of choice, really... the rent is due... and my landlord's even tougher than the Hammers.

22.12.2011 07:21:00 AM (GMT)

Bafford, like most of his kind, probably keeps his treasures on the top floor of the place. Close to his heart... and far from his servants.

22.12.2011 07:06:00 AM (GMT)

Найти вазу может оказаться трудновато, так как я понятия не имею, где она.