Cite

Хаммерит: Наша расхлябанность подвела нас. Строитель хранит лишь тех, кто внемлет его предупреждениям.

– Я хочу кое-что изменить в прошлом, но куда больше хочу увидеть то, что будет в будущем.

Balalaika (about Bando and Chaka): An incompetent officer and a soldier who ignores orders. I can hardly stand it, sergeant.

Boris: It would have been better if it was a battlefield – they'd be dead instantly and we wouldn't have to deal with them.

Revy: It would be easier if there were M725 or machine guns.

Shenhua: How silly! Even cannons have limited ammo. Only blades and body are unperishable, they're the world's most effective weapon.

Revy: Even blades will become less effective, what crap.

– Don't dope yourself up too much. I'd hate to be responsible for myself if you turn out to be cooked up when we run.

– He okay, strange enough. He drive perfectly even when his head fly to Mars.

– For an unpopular guy like that to suddenly have girls falling all over him... It's something that happens in the 2D world.

Kiriha: I will never forget how you hit Kazuya at school. I shall definitely return the favor! The only one who can bully Kazuya is me!

– Even though you have a cold, you want to eat pudding?

– Idiot! This is exactly when you should! Don't look down on pudding power!

– Kouta. Don't you know some method to cure a cold quickly?

– I've heard that if you put a green onion up your butt, you'll get over it quickly.

– No way I'm doing something like that. That surely can't be true...

– It's summer, why did I catch the cold? How unbelievable.

– You caught the cold because it's summer, you know.

– Shut up!

– Don't tell me our new address is so damn far out in the middle of nowhere that even cellphone signals can't reach us...

Бандит (обнаружив мёртвое тело): Он мёртв. И самое интересное, что его убил не я.

Стражник (не найдя Гаррета): Я своё дело сделал. Ну, тоесть попытался.

– Мой желудок пуст, как барабан... Желудок-барабан... Ты согласен со мной, желудок?

Because you've returned the E=mc² formula, physics students will have a reason to pull their hair out.

Yoshi, Yoshi! Wherefore art thou Yoshi?

When Thomas Edison was born, the world was in the dark ages!

Akira Kashiyama. A hardworking teenager who has to work his ass off night and day to support the 4 goddesses living with him.

– Ах, значит, ты совершила прыжок во времени!

– «Прыжок во времени»? Как это понять?

– Время течёт только в одну сторону, его нельзя обратить вспять. Но тебе удалось вернуться назад. Это означает, что ты сама прыгнула в потоке времени. Не беспокойся, с девушками твоего возраста это часто происходит. И со мной было.

– Не может быть!

– Честно-честно. Например, не вылезаю я из постели в воскресенье утром. Думаю себе: «Ничего не хочу сегодня делать!» А потом вдруг наступает вечер, хотя я ничего не сделала. Не правда ли, захватывающее явление!

– Это не совсем то...

– Naturally, the mafia's gathered a bunch of freelance hitmen. Rumors is the Yun brothers, Big One Emilio, and Rory CK have all come to town.

– Whoa! It's like a hitman convention!

Levy: Okay, Dutch. I bet on black. You?

Dutch: I am black. No need to bet on that.

– In battle there's no such word as «Defeat», only «Victory» and «Death». That's the lesson I learned from my comrades at Nuremberg.

Levy: Our motto is «Live and let live».

Benny: We'll just have to break it to those those costumed creeps that the furher is dead.

Dutch: Unfortunately, there's nothing else we can do except discuss politics.