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Kiriha: I will never forget how you hit Kazuya at school. I shall definitely return the favor! The only one who can bully Kazuya is me!

– Even though you have a cold, you want to eat pudding?

– Idiot! This is exactly when you should! Don't look down on pudding power!

– Kouta. Don't you know some method to cure a cold quickly?

– I've heard that if you put a green onion up your butt, you'll get over it quickly.

– No way I'm doing something like that. That surely can't be true...

– It's summer, why did I catch the cold? How unbelievable.

– You caught the cold because it's summer, you know.

– Shut up!

– Don't tell me our new address is so damn far out in the middle of nowhere that even cellphone signals can't reach us...

Бандит (обнаружив мёртвое тело): Он мёртв. И самое интересное, что его убил не я.

Стражник (не найдя Гаррета): Я своё дело сделал. Ну, тоесть попытался.

– Мой желудок пуст, как барабан... Желудок-барабан... Ты согласен со мной, желудок?

Because you've returned the E=mc² formula, physics students will have a reason to pull their hair out.

Yoshi, Yoshi! Wherefore art thou Yoshi?

When Thomas Edison was born, the world was in the dark ages!

Akira Kashiyama. A hardworking teenager who has to work his ass off night and day to support the 4 goddesses living with him.

– Ах, значит, ты совершила прыжок во времени!

– «Прыжок во времени»? Как это понять?

– Время течёт только в одну сторону, его нельзя обратить вспять. Но тебе удалось вернуться назад. Это означает, что ты сама прыгнула в потоке времени. Не беспокойся, с девушками твоего возраста это часто происходит. И со мной было.

– Не может быть!

– Честно-честно. Например, не вылезаю я из постели в воскресенье утром. Думаю себе: «Ничего не хочу сегодня делать!» А потом вдруг наступает вечер, хотя я ничего не сделала. Не правда ли, захватывающее явление!

– Это не совсем то...

– Naturally, the mafia's gathered a bunch of freelance hitmen. Rumors is the Yun brothers, Big One Emilio, and Rory CK have all come to town.

– Whoa! It's like a hitman convention!

Levy: Okay, Dutch. I bet on black. You?

Dutch: I am black. No need to bet on that.

– In battle there's no such word as «Defeat», only «Victory» and «Death». That's the lesson I learned from my comrades at Nuremberg.

Levy: Our motto is «Live and let live».

Benny: We'll just have to break it to those those costumed creeps that the furher is dead.

Dutch: Unfortunately, there's nothing else we can do except discuss politics.

Dutch: Whadda you think? Are whites superior?

Benny: That kind of machismo doesn't really suit me. Besides, my family's jewish. «Fucking Nazis» is out family creed.

Rock: How do you think these guys felt? In the dark, after the lights went out... When they couldn't breathe and were about to die... What went through their heads?

Levy: What a load of crap. How the hell am I supposed to know? They suffocated and died, so they probably thought about suffocating and dying.

Eda: Say yer fuckin' prayers!

– А кто здесь фаворит?

– Полагаю, Кровавое Сердце.

– Он собирается сражаться бензопилой?

– Это просто для рекламы.

– Тогда где же он удовлетворяет свои мужские потребности?

– Он делает это в бою!

– Брак – это могила жизни.