4.10.2020 03:11:08 PM (GMT)

Galia's handmade little baloon. It floated along, it burst, and then it disappeared.

4.10.2020 03:10:09 PM (GMT)

– Lies can be pretty convenient, eh?

28.09.2020 10:52:01 PM (GMT)

– I've changed my mind... You train your body, don't you? As I thought, I'll burn you up. You won't taste good at all. Humans who train their bodies have less umami.

28.09.2020 10:51:58 PM (GMT)

– That's strange... She didn't say a word, but I clearly heard her call me piece of shit...

28.09.2020 10:51:55 PM (GMT)

– These are explosives discovered in the ruins of Sendorio. If you put them there, they'll explode, if you throw them, they'll explode. But against an undefeatable enemy... I'll hug them and explode.

28.09.2020 10:51:52 PM (GMT)

– Heh... You dodged it, I'm surprised. As expected of a guardian. A normal person would've had their head sent flying.

28.09.2020 10:51:49 PM (GMT)

– Sigh... Things really aren't going my way. I was planning to just kill you and live in this house... But to think you're actually a guardian... If I kill you, everyone will search for you. In that case... It won't make a difference if I kill you in a very flashy way.

28.09.2020 09:45:29 PM (GMT)

– Looks delicious. But... I have to resist, I have to resist... If I don't eat them stealthily they'll all run away.

20.09.2020 08:11:28 PM (GMT)

– Мы ещё должны дону Дону тридцать тысяч долларов?

– Ты ему заплатил?

– Нет.

– Значит мы ещё должны ему.

5.09.2020 06:54:06 PM (GMT)

– Noah! What's its weakness?

– Why do you think I'd know? Are you stupid?

– Then what was the point of you pointing out every single reason we're fucked?!

30.08.2020 11:46:11 AM (GMT)

– I'm hungry... I ate everyone in this fort... Even though I was alright barely eating any humans... For the past hundred years... It's strange for me to be so ravenous... No. It's not strange at all... Since I haven't eaten for a hundred years... My body needs a hundred years worth of humans...

30.08.2020 11:42:09 AM (GMT)

– Well, you know, if you've lived together for some time, your feelings towards people change somewhat. Eating people I know feels a little awkward. Tastes great though.

29.08.2020 01:43:18 PM (GMT)

I'll set your apathetic heart on fire and forge in into shape with this hammer!

29.08.2020 01:42:57 PM (GMT)

– Who is this girl?

– A clown that isn't funny.

29.08.2020 01:41:56 PM (GMT)

– Your lack of knowledge is beyond help.

29.08.2020 01:41:43 PM (GMT)

A mysterious gunner maid enters the scene!

23.08.2020 02:56:44 PM (GMT)

«Although mermaids in picture books always admire the human world, actual mermaids look down on humans instead. I guess everyone thinks that their own world is the best world of all».

23.08.2020 02:56:41 PM (GMT)

– Shrimp! Dance like a shrimp! Dodge like a shrimp!

10.08.2020 07:11:03 PM (GMT)


Всё имеет свою цену, даже душа. Но наш герой не любит переплачивать, и с удовольствием возьмёт её задарма. Не переживай, Данте позаботится о твоей душе, как о своей собственной!

10.08.2020 12:08:52 AM (GMT)

Madarai: I will absolutely, positively, definitely escape from here...!!

6.08.2020 01:54:44 AM (GMT)

«Then I first registered as an adventurer... I was sometimes mistaken for a woman. It felt like whenever I was near the guild, I'd spend all my time punching people out for trying to hit on me... Because of that, even though I'm a mage, I've developed a specialty for physical beatdowns».

19.07.2020 02:44:10 AM (GMT)

– Ah... I've seen it on TV recently... Harmful books... The enemy of youth... Those are... «MANGA».

16.07.2020 11:05:02 PM (GMT)

Great Ariel, Queen of the Sea and Walker on Land.

12.07.2020 10:41:07 PM (GMT)

– If it bleeds, I can kill it!

12.07.2020 07:03:04 AM (GMT)

– Когда я её увидел, сердце моё запело, при чём запело на английском языке.