Cite

Summary up until now... Everyone screwed around on cat day.

– Now. The break is over.

– Eh?

– This round of spanking will let you share the pain of those of us who were caught in the trap! Kazuya! Kiriha! Ouna! Ready your butts!!

– NOOOO!!!

– SHTOOOOP!!

Because there is school,
The break comes home
To me.
            – Mahiro

– ...Whoops, I got so bored that I wrote a poem.

Shirou: She's pretty, and busty, and friendly, and busty, and a great runner, and seriously busty! She's my whole world right now!

– «My best friend is better than me at everything, and it's hard».

– None but you can determine your own worth!

– «My mother says I can't have any dirty books».

– Breaking that taboo by enjoying them in secret is half of the fun.

– Justice is served.

Shirou: Come on, man, I'm not gonna steal anybody's underwear. It's what's on the inside that counts.

«I feel like I've been going to the toilet more often recently...»

Trivia: women have smaller bladder.

Cupid: She's the famous Romance Detective, I know. I just didn't expect her to use such... STRAIGHTFORWARD methods of catching me.

Romance Cop: Here we are. Not a single angel baby in sight.

Romance Detective: Is something wrong?

Romance Cop: N-nothing... Just... That's quite the net you have there!

Romance Detective: It's to catch one we need to talk to. Cupid.

Romance Cop: Oh, I see! And what kind of person is this Cupid?

Romance Detective: Romance Cop... Have you not heard of the God of Desire?

Romance Cop: Then... Your friend works at some sort of... brothel..?

Romance Detective: Of course not. I'll have to teach you about Roman mythology in depth later, but for now I'll get straight to the point.

Romance Detective: Never apologize for being in love.

Romance Detective: Love never rests...

Romance Detective: You're a fan? An unexpected twist...

Romance Detective: This is a case of love, Romance Cop. It's our duty to solve it.

Romance Cop: My only duty is to uphold the law! Not to get concert tickets for some shady fanboy!

Romance Detective: Romance Cop. We mustn't forsake this lovestruck man, even if his intentions are... questionable.

Lupin: Enough verbal abuse!

– THANKYOUFORTHEASSISTANCEANDTHEHEALINGPOTIONBYE!

– The giant mountain of destruction outside suggests that my errant maid is sealing off the exits.

– All is well that ends well. And this well is an example of wellness.

«I came to find my father», – she answered as truthfully as she could. «Everything else depends on that. We will do all we can to free you from the sea witch, afterward».

«Yes... about this sea witch. Do we have proof that she is indeed a... cecaelia?»

«Cecaelia?» – Carlotta interrupted.

«Half human, half octopus», – Grimsby explained. – «Like a mermaid, but with tentacles».

«Half in the form of the gods», – Ariel corrected gently. – «We are not humans who are half fish, the way you people always say. We are children of Neptune and are not like you – even half you – at all».

Both Carlotta and Grimsby looked surprised and a little confused. All right, maybe not the time to get into ancient prejudices, Ariel decided. Someday if she stuck around in the Dry World she would set it straight.

«Well... I think I've learned the hard way that there is no fair bargaining with a sea witch».

How epic! He was going to help rescue the King of the Sea!

His heart exploded a little each time his thoughts came close to the idea. All his life he wanted to set sail for adventure: and here it was – right here! And it was greater than anything he could dream of: greater than discovering a golden city in the deepest jungles of the lands in the west. The king of the merfolk, cousin to gods, in Eric's castle, hidden as a polyp in jar.

«Besides», – Ariel said. – «Octopuses are some of the smartest creatures in the sea – only dolphins and whales and seals surpass them. And dolphins have frightfully short attention spans. Octopuses are creatures of great wisdom, and ancient secrets».

«All right, all right. Octopuses are great. I'm a bigot with tentacle issues».

«...on the other hand, it's also possible my father the King of the Sea, would have stormed your castle, drowned all the inhabitants, and dragged me back home. He's a bit controlling that way».

«Drowned? Everyone?»

«I mean stormed quite literally», – Ariel said with a tight smile. It was a power she now controlled, by means of the trident disguised as a beautiful and ostensibly harmless hair comb. Eric took a moment to digest this.

«I guess falling in love with mermaids is pretty dangerous», – he finally said.