19.05.2020 02:01:40 PM (GMT)

The horrendous visage of the biggest demon you've ever seen crumbles before you, as you pump your rockets through his exposed brain. The monster shrivels up and dies, its thrashing limbs devastating untold miles of Hell's surface.

You've done it. The invasion is over. Earth is saved. Hell is a wreck. You wonder where the bad folks will go when they die, now. Wiping the sweat from your forehead you begin the long trek back home. Rebuilding Earth ought to be a lot more fun than ruining it was.

28.04.2020 05:32:39 PM (GMT)

Mahiro: «Suddenly all alone with a middleschooler girl in my room... Just what we are supposed to play?!»

28.04.2020 05:32:33 PM (GMT)

– Sunami's battle underwear is black! Occasionally see-through!

– Wrong! Her battle underwear is red! I confirmed it when she was changing!

28.04.2020 05:32:05 PM (GMT)

Super Eros Chief Counciler @erographersaru

Replying to: @lovinggirlslove-san

I've been wondering this for a while, but aren't your standards a bit low when it comes to acknowledging something as yuri, Agape-san?

 

Agape@YuriAcc @lovinggirlslove

Replying to: @erographersaru-san

My standards aren't low. The world just so happens to be full of love.

28.04.2020 05:31:37 PM (GMT)

Summary up until now... Everyone screwed around on cat day.

28.04.2020 05:30:27 PM (GMT)

– Now. The break is over.

– Eh?

– This round of spanking will let you share the pain of those of us who were caught in the trap! Kazuya! Kiriha! Ouna! Ready your butts!!

– NOOOO!!!

25.04.2020 10:09:13 AM (GMT)

– SHTOOOOP!!

25.04.2020 08:57:38 AM (GMT)

Because there is school,
The break comes home
To me.
            – Mahiro

 

– ...Whoops, I got so bored that I wrote a poem.

23.04.2020 04:25:17 PM (GMT)

Shirou: She's pretty, and busty, and friendly, and busty, and a great runner, and seriously busty! She's my whole world right now!

23.04.2020 04:22:03 PM (GMT)

– «My best friend is better than me at everything, and it's hard».

– None but you can determine your own worth!

23.04.2020 04:20:49 PM (GMT)

– «My mother says I can't have any dirty books».

– Breaking that taboo by enjoying them in secret is half of the fun.

23.04.2020 04:20:06 PM (GMT)

– Justice is served.

22.04.2020 03:57:37 PM (GMT)

Shirou: Come on, man, I'm not gonna steal anybody's underwear. It's what's on the inside that counts.

21.04.2020 02:10:35 AM (GMT)

«I feel like I've been going to the toilet more often recently...»

Trivia: women have smaller bladder.

29.03.2020 12:11:43 AM (GMT)

Cupid: She's the famous Romance Detective, I know. I just didn't expect her to use such... STRAIGHTFORWARD methods of catching me.

29.03.2020 12:05:38 AM (GMT)

Romance Cop: Here we are. Not a single angel baby in sight.

29.03.2020 12:01:36 AM (GMT)

Romance Detective: Is something wrong?

Romance Cop: N-nothing... Just... That's quite the net you have there!

Romance Detective: It's to catch one we need to talk to. Cupid.

Romance Cop: Oh, I see! And what kind of person is this Cupid?

Romance Detective: Romance Cop... Have you not heard of the God of Desire?

Romance Cop: Then... Your friend works at some sort of... brothel..?

Romance Detective: Of course not. I'll have to teach you about Roman mythology in depth later, but for now I'll get straight to the point.

28.03.2020 11:59:45 PM (GMT)

Romance Detective: Never apologize for being in love.

28.03.2020 11:58:16 PM (GMT)

Romance Detective: Love never rests...

28.03.2020 11:57:07 PM (GMT)

Romance Detective: You're a fan? An unexpected twist...

28.03.2020 11:53:44 PM (GMT)

Romance Detective: This is a case of love, Romance Cop. It's our duty to solve it.

Romance Cop: My only duty is to uphold the law! Not to get concert tickets for some shady fanboy!

Romance Detective: Romance Cop. We mustn't forsake this lovestruck man, even if his intentions are... questionable.

Lupin: Enough verbal abuse!

28.03.2020 11:18:52 PM (GMT)

– THANKYOUFORTHEASSISTANCEANDTHEHEALINGPOTIONBYE!

28.03.2020 11:17:53 PM (GMT)

– The giant mountain of destruction outside suggests that my errant maid is sealing off the exits.

28.03.2020 10:16:11 PM (GMT)

– All is well that ends well. And this well is an example of wellness.

28.03.2020 07:15:04 PM (GMT)

«I came to find my father», – she answered as truthfully as she could. «Everything else depends on that. We will do all we can to free you from the sea witch, afterward».

«Yes... about this sea witch. Do we have proof that she is indeed a... cecaelia?»

«Cecaelia?» – Carlotta interrupted.

«Half human, half octopus», – Grimsby explained. – «Like a mermaid, but with tentacles».

«Half in the form of the gods», – Ariel corrected gently. – «We are not humans who are half fish, the way you people always say. We are children of Neptune and are not like you – even half you – at all».

Both Carlotta and Grimsby looked surprised and a little confused. All right, maybe not the time to get into ancient prejudices, Ariel decided. Someday if she stuck around in the Dry World she would set it straight.